bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

Beans and greens

Referring to a meal: a meal consisting of a type of bean and a vegetable in one supper.

"Aww, mom! We're having beans and greens today for dinner?! I hate black beans with celery!"

by o//o June 11, 2016

Bean Screen

The female equivalent of cock block. Coined by @YaBoyRoshi on YouTube.

1.Taiga noticed a girl making moves on her mans so she ran over and set up the Bean Screen.

2. Sally finally worked up the courage to talk to her crush but she got Bean Screened by the popular chick.

by Josh Mr.Fire April 11, 2022

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Bean Machine

A old clapped out pickup truck owned by a mexican. Usually any old outdated Toyota Pickup

Moises drives his bean machine for his gardening business

by chomperz February 12, 2021