Cheese Slapping

When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.

Me: "Dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day..."

Some bro: "That's cool man, who was it?"

Me: "YOUR MOM! WHAT IS UP"

by Swag666 July 14, 2013

canned cheese

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004

cheese roller

1: A cheese roller is someone who, for some reason, delights in chasing a wheel of cheese down a near vertical hill. often int he rain.

2: Someone who likes to "roll the cheese" Cheese being a euphemism for almost anything but primarily that which is found on the end of penises.

"I went cheese rolling last night. Four cheese rollers broke their limbs and two died. It's not been the same since everyone went health and safety crazy."

"Where's Jim gone?"
"Oh, he's off cheese rolling"
"gross man."

"You are SUCH a cheese roller"

by cavefish April 15, 2009

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017

Cheese Curds

The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.

I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.

by VermicideLovingWorm May 3, 2018

swiss cheese

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

Cheese Cake

The call sign for hefty lumpy headed Puerto Ricans.

Hey who is Cheese Cake.....Oh its that fat lump headed Puerto Rican Guy over there...

by Cairo10-11 February 21, 2011