liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

boner

big and hard dick

Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023

Inverse boner

an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little

When he texted me “wyd?” and “whats your Snapchat?” I really got an inverse boner

by Soerealisme December 29, 2021