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stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
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Ur Dad

You’re so gay!’
‘No “Ur dad”’
by UrDaddysMom May 29, 2019
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ur mom

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.
by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019
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Ur mum

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?
by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019
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Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL
Dang ur mom is weird.
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
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ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))
ur nan :D
by daisy.oof April 8, 2020
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