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ryan conley

by tdghuwhfb March 24, 2017
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Ryan

Ryan is a guy that has incrediblebly low testosterone and looks like he would get raped in prison. Comes from a terrible country. However its a legend that he shares a birthday with an absolute sickkunt.

Also has a 4.7 inch pp
Dont be ryan, be not a bitch, be an alpha.
by B.fuckoffm8 June 24, 2022
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RA Ryan

The greatest RA to ever come out in a towel in the basement of the dorm building.

My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.
Person 1: Did somebody just play the brown note?

Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.
by Zaddy Ryan Is Bae September 27, 2021
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Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey
"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."
by Teka49 November 4, 2023
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RYAN

A transgender name that can be used in sexual intercourse
OMG Your Ryan is so small /don't forget to clean your tiny little Ryan
by Pooky pie September 8, 2021
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Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.
Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!
by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021
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