by Kokocane September 21, 2016
Get the Off the top of my phonemug. by Curry Chips April 1, 2020
Get the Topmug. Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
by vector9260 April 17, 2022
by Mr. JAMROCK July 8, 2019
Get the Up Topmug. by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019
Get the james toppingmug. Getting oral sex in or on a moving vehicle ,bike,car,van,bus,truck ,train,plane,helicopter, etc. Don't matter if your the driver or not, Man or woman.
by mancaveafterhours July 15, 2015
Get the stoopid topmug. You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Top gun 2mug.