dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Deaded

A fail of some sort or if someone falls or if actually someone dies in used in a sarcastic way of the word dead. - izzy henderson

I’m sorry i hung up my phone got deaded

by lilpeepsgirl January 7, 2021

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 20, 2025

Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

by nicholas11111 May 8, 2020

from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014