Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye

"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

facebook chacha

the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.

Hey, check out Tammy and Timmy, they're doing the facebook chacha once again!

by erikhighlander August 1, 2012

facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018

Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

Facebook foundation

Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.

Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.

by Bossmoonpie July 31, 2012