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michael tuman

Michael Tuman is one of the best people in the world!! He is the nicest, funniest, sweetest, most caring and understanding person you will ever meet!!! And also he is super cute. He is also very good at baseball and bowling. And not to mention the best boyfriend I could ever ask for!!
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Michael

A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything
You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!
by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023
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Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it
“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”
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michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.
Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does
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Michael Jackson's children

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.
Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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Michael Donoghue

Oh look it’s Michael Donoghue the sexy specimen
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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