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kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 26, 2011
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hair brush

It is a hair brush to brush your ugly terrible hair!
by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022
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2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.
Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.
by beewalks January 9, 2021
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bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.
I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.
by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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