When you are havin sex with a bitch and your about to nut she sticks her fingers in your ass while beating you off shooting a huge wad!
by B-Dub 15 November 06, 2006
Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
by typical_cracker_behavior January 12, 2006
Two old people strip naked, and the guy poops in the girls chest, but under her saggy boob, and crushes it under the flap
by dirtierlouis November 21, 2014
Can only be performed by orally skilled women on men who are well-hung; measuring at least 8+ inches. A Dirty Amy is where the woman is able to inhale an 8+ inch dick where her nose touches the guy's stomach, but her tongue is still able to lick his balls. Then once the shaft and balls are adequately lathered up, she starts licking that patch of skin between the guy's balls and ass while double-fisting him. Just before the guy is about to explode, the girl compliments him on being so well-hung and then takes his load all over her face and then polishes his knob until it is perfectly clean and has no excess cum on it.
by SPORTIN' WOOD June 21, 2008
A drink consisting of tequila and graded parmesan cheese, smells just like rotten eggs but tastes worst. Given to unsuspecting drunken asshole, watch fun ensue.
by D and C November 17, 2005
The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!
The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!
by BigDaddyWes69 April 09, 2020
n. (dur-tee loo) - A squat, stocky man who aggressively pushes girls out of bed after performing inadequate, ineffectual and gnarly intercourse with her.
"Too many children are being kidnapped, raped, tortured and killed because of Dirty Lou."
"Demasiados ninos estan siendo secuestrados, violados, torturados y asesinados a causa de Lou el Suico."
"Demasiados ninos estan siendo secuestrados, violados, torturados y asesinados a causa de Lou el Suico."
by Tomas dela Suiza January 03, 2009