MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET

"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK

by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019

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Dick weasel

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel

person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''

by Midnight clam September 30, 2019

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Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019

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Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

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A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

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