one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024

bum tax

Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.

Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.

by d61008 January 26, 2015

Krum bum

A MEGA buttcheek

That man over there is being a real Krum bum

That man has some big Krum bums

by Mr. Soundtree July 16, 2022

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022

Bum

A bum is someone or something with bad quality or is just bad and wrong.

Gor example, someone with the name daisean or the last name maxie is a bum.
A bum can be a snow-cone with a big block of ice or no flavor.

A bum is a chili cheese nacho with no cheese and chili.

This food stand is a bum. There’s not even any food.

by ANT1$ June 25, 2023

bum

a bum, someone who does not to work. a bum is someone who lives without pay.

-kence is a bum for not paying half the rent, scump is not.

-that homeless guy is a bum.

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018