Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.

That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.

Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.

by Truth55 February 4, 2009

liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012