girl: why were u and mario laughing at me today
guy; reasons
girl; like.....
guy; they shall not be told
girl; ur annoying
guy; reasons
girl; like.....
guy; they shall not be told
girl; ur annoying
by IT IS YOU March 24, 2021
Get the ur annoyingmug. Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
by anonymous October 19, 2022
Get the UR MOMmug. bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021
Get the ur mommug. 


