Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

Peek-a-Poo/p

During anal intercourse, whilst attempting to bury your member to the hilt, upon encountering the locals, you retreat slightly, making an effort to avoid contact again but may or may not be successful.

Last night, the wife and I were prone boning and I wound up playing Peek-a-Poo/p just before reaching the bottom...

by xXShadowNantoXx May 2, 2023

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

4hg poo

You like black guys ramming your asshole and filling you with cum while driving a 6.0 powerstroke

My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo

by Ohyuhlol July 2, 2023

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023