Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.

Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racist” inquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.

Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.

by MemeMeister+9000 May 2, 2021

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings April 19, 2017

Rule:8434

Mullets are banned in all countries

Rule:8434

by Singleminded dimensions May 12, 2021

Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat

Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”

by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024