The shittest human being to ever exist, procrastinates revising like sucking cock, hes shit at sport, plays xbox all day long and isnt even that good at it,fuck him.
Shit human being=Michael Colyn
by MiechMiech November 07, 2019
by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018
Michael and Samantha have an amazing and blessed relationship! Their love is strong! Ideal couple! But she definitely loves harder in the end!
Man do you see how much Michael loves Samantha? But Samantha loves harder! But it's Michael vs Samantha loving hard together
by JustMe187414 May 08, 2024
(N.) A unique Opera singer.
Andrea Bocelli and or/ Michael Skrobeck
by Michael skrobeck November 03, 2010
Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022