jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Jesus

Our lord and saviour

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

“Our lord and saviour you sinner”

by Kdiz August 16, 2021

Jesus

It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock

Me:do yk Jesus?

Someone:big dick boy?

by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021

Tulum Jesus

Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.

“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”

by ServantA August 20, 2021

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.

I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner

by [e-mail] August 26, 2021