gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.

Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 18, 2009

J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

by Galaxo March 14, 2023

Daniel T-J

A Daniel T-J is someone who u have to add on Snapchat otherwise your weird

‘Bro do you have Daniel T-J added’ ‘no’ ‘oh ur fucking weird’

by Sexygallysareforme July 25, 2022

Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

J-Rob

Wears toe shoes, questionable ties and is a giant history nerd.

Oh God look at the shoes J-Robb has on today.

by J-Robb fan December 14, 2022

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 15, 2025