texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

_armins.foot_

superb cool mega fantastic um amazing brilliant mutual

idk what to say

i dont know
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“yea _armins.foot_”
“ndjendjdndndiwjwn”
“ikr”

by catscatsscatscatsacats July 23, 2021

Moot foot

The area between a woman's big and second toes. When pushed together it resembles a v. Simulating a vagina.

Check it out (laughing and pointing). This chick has a moot foot and tubey toes.

by Missbella85 August 6, 2021

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

Flag Football

A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.

“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”

by dah pay October 20, 2021

College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.

A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.

by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021

six foot tall and bulletproof

meaning thinking you're super strong and nothing can hurt you

"Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."

by kashmunnii November 13, 2021