get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Dick Erase

When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on

Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!

by Geri Seinfeld May 27, 2018

Jingle Dick

ADJ.
A little dick with big testicles

You a stupid Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 5, 2015

Dick Spaghetti

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.

Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?

by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018

Motor Dicking

When you give a blowjob as if you were motor boating

That dude was Motor Dicking me the other night.

by JuLing May 15, 2015