MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET

"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK

by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019

Dick weasel

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel

person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''

by Midnight clam September 30, 2019

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Dick Unicycle

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018