Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

death

step one : commit live

step two : live in hell

step three : die somehow

step four : rot in hell

Ray : Ugh life is hell

Ranger : That's basically death with extra steps :/

by Sonny💫 January 5, 2020

Death Star

The US Postal Service term for its new FSS-Flat Sequencing System mail sorter-named because the carriers will be on the street for almost their entire shift instead of sorting the mail for their routes for the first three hours of their shift.

"The Death Star will be up and running in Boston right after Christmas-I'm taking that early retirement package...."

by USPS_Pistol_Team October 28, 2009

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

by startPNW99 September 11, 2022

Internet Death Sentence

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod

"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."

by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025

Kirby's Death

The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.

"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"

"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."

by isaacwhysbiggestfan November 22, 2023