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Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.
John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.
by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023
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Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 6, 2017
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Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
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Ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023
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Cracked

Had sex
Yea I cracked Tina yesterday
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Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick
Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
by GavRaz August 25, 2022
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Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole
Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers
by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020
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