your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u

(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe

by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

T-shirt Bro’s

The boys at the thrift store looking for vintage or interesting T-shirts. They pretty much go to the thrift store exclusively for T-shirts.

The T-shirt bro’s were all talking outside of the thrift store.

by Miss Caos July 16, 2022

Already came bro

A term used as a reply to a meme/joke, which is posted like it's brand new, but has already been posted months or years ago and almost everyone has seen it and still remember.

Ravi: *reposts a meme like it's brand new, which was made by someone else, that everyone saw and enjoyed 2 years ago and still remember*
Karthi: Already came bro

by x-man_aj July 13, 2022

your bro a hoe

equalilent to your sister a mister and worst than your gramps a tramp
evry time this is said the earth move further away from the sun

jonno- your mom gay
brad- your dady lesbian
jonno- reverse card
brad- dont make me say it
jonno- do it pussy
brad- your bro a hoe

*earth moves further away from the sun*

by Jonny the Junkie March 28, 2018

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012