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Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.
Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.
by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018
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Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011
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liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.
Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022
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Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.
Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
by Truth55 February 4, 2009
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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