ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
don't become gay audience

OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019

National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

Ur bro a hoe

Worst than Ur Mom Gay,Ur dad Lesbian,Ur Bro a Mother,Ur sister a mister,Ur Granny Tanny and Your Grandpa a TRAP...

Matt: "Louis,UR MOM GAY!."

Louis:"NANIIIIII"

Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"

Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*

U.S.A:*WWIII starts*

by Xx_L0uIs2_xX May 22, 2018

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

Ur mum

A milf

ur mum is a milf

by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021

ur tuff

A compliment similar to “good shit” and “that’s what’s up” etc etc.

A- I just scheduled three events for next month and got 5 speakers booked for the event and it’s not even 10 am!

B- damn ur tuff!!

by agc17 August 6, 2024

Ur

1: A short way to say "You're" and "Your" commonly used on the internet
2: An ancient super-continent during precambrian times on Earth

1: Ur so cool!
2: Is Ur even real?

by NAaAm March 4, 2023