dj pie

dj pie is the one true god

joe:hey bro what religon are you
dave: i'm christian
joe: screw you, we all know that dj pie is the one true god

by me when the impasta is sus October 1, 2022

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates in a woman who passed out sun tanning.

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie

by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 7, 2022

pie-hot

Really good at something

He's pie-hot (or pie hot) at darts

by JohnBullEngland October 10, 2022

Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022

sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 30, 2021

PIE

Acronym for Partner In Errands; a PIE is someone who makes everyday, mundane tasks better and more fun just by being with you; a trip to Target with your PIE is better than a trip to Target alone; a term of endearment used between friends or lovers, used in place of "Partner in Crime"

Inspired by a viral post by @baddanadanabad on twitter: "i have never wanted a 'partner in crime' have always just wanted a 'partner in errands' - just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it"

I have to run some errands today. Want to be my PIE?

I love being my boyfriend's PIE when he needs to run errands.

Nothing tops a trip to Target when you have your PIE.

by hannah.anariba December 31, 2021