Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
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Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich
by Tittie boi May 05, 2022
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A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 01, 2023
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Sussy sandwich

The word you use to describe someone who is very sus just like an among us impostor.
P1: YOU SUSSY SANDWICH
LUKE: I AM NOT A SUSSY SANDWICH, STOP YANKING MY CHAINS
by JION August 29, 2022
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Nigga Sandwich

Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.
Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.
by SasSquash April 03, 2024
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Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.
A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"
by Geordie racer October 14, 2011
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PB&J Sandwich

When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich
Ayo Satan I just PB&J Sandwiched Eve, you proud?
by McSpankemz February 03, 2022
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