Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.

Bro Robert is not Chineese

by bluepoint April 23, 2025

Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)

oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky

by drulez2008 May 17, 2025

Robert Vento

A GenX badass who does not take shit from no one, a Boss.

Damn…Robert Vento is here let’s go before it’s too late!

by Coming thru May 22, 2025

Robert Reel

Any Instagram reel that is has a hint of, hate, sexism, or plain old racism

yo this reel is a Robert Reel don’t you agree?

by cjti May 24, 2025

Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025