Brosa Parks 

A bro who doesn't listen to the rules and fights the power.

Jon: "James, you're being such a Brosa Parks right now, just get to the back of the bus."

Brosa Parks by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

parking lot zombie 

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

parking lot zombie by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

sarah jessica parker  

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

sarah jessica parker by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener 

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

Parker Pencil Sharpener by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

parking hog 

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

parking hog by backinbowl February 7, 2010

Parker ride 

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

Parker ride by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019

parkner 

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)

Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!

parkner by stupid_twix January 21, 2021