lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON

“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”

by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

May 11th

my bad ass bitch self was born this day so anyone else born this day is pretty/handsome/beautiful and should love themselves no matter what

person 1: woah they are a baddass bitch
person 2: yeah they must have been born may 11th

by <star3 July 20, 2022

May 16

May 16 is National put your ass on your bf/gf but the one that acts more like a boy

Hey it’s May 16 you know what time it is

by I bet you won’t do it May 14, 2022

May 17

It’s national send a tiddy pic day

Yoo it’s may 17 national send a tiddy pic day

by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022

May 22nd 2009

if you were born on may 22nd 2009....skibidi toilet or fanum tax rizzler in ohio?

Kuro - When were you born?
Goober - May 22nd 2009
Kuro - KILL YOURSELF

by Zorble!!! December 12, 2023