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Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
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housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)
Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
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Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.
Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.
by Shuaman November 2, 2018
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Housed

From the term ‘Shithouse’. When somebody has been a victim of ‘Shithousery’. When you are the recipient of blatant ‘Shithousing’.
Alright Dave”?
“No! It’s payday and I’m skint, my cunt of a boss has ‘housed’ me
by McBeefhorn June 11, 2021
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Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.
by Playerplays September 9, 2025
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Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.
Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.
by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023
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Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
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