go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Free Eats

When an opponent in a fight is so weak, that anyone can hit them mercilessly

Friend: Bro, it's free eats with Tony. He's an easy lick

by Big Brown Rice December 18, 2023

eat up

a southern way of saying someone has (multiple) std’s

“I wanna take Maryanne out man!”
“You don’t wanna do that, she’s eat up”

by Dolly Patrón December 26, 2023

Eat pearl

To eat pearl is to lick clit.

I'm going to eat eat pearl

by Eat pearl December 27, 2023

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Semen Eating Homo

Disorder Where You Have To Eat Semen For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner

Dude 1: augh....~ mmmm...~
Dude 2: ngh...~ i-i... love to eat your semen from your willy billy...~
Dude 1: good~
*At School*
OMG, HE'S A SEMEN EATING HOMO!!!!111!!

by KoppaSummision January 3, 2024

Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024