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on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung
Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.
by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022
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Ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023
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Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
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Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 6, 2017
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blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.
"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"
by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018
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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 8, 2021
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Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.
Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.
by Siejsnms August 23, 2019
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