Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and sweatercows, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.
Lap dogs may be used to:
a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
Lap dogs may be used to:
a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?
2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!
2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!
by Rosie Palm December 4, 2009
Get the Lap Dogsmug. From the cosmo website:
" You've probably tried an all-fours pose before (at least, we hope you have!). But while mentally the doggie-style position has great bad-girl benefits, in order to make it actually orgasmic, you need to modify it a bit. "Lie on your stomach, lifting your butt slightly so he can enter you," suggests Solot. "Your partner can prop himself up with his hands in a push-up position or lie on top of you." Not only does this facedown configuration provide increased friction as he moves in and out, but you can gently grind your clitoral area against the bed as well. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-3
" You've probably tried an all-fours pose before (at least, we hope you have!). But while mentally the doggie-style position has great bad-girl benefits, in order to make it actually orgasmic, you need to modify it a bit. "Lie on your stomach, lifting your butt slightly so he can enter you," suggests Solot. "Your partner can prop himself up with his hands in a push-up position or lie on top of you." Not only does this facedown configuration provide increased friction as he moves in and out, but you can gently grind your clitoral area against the bed as well. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-3
Even though the down dog is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
by The helper with CPR August 22, 2008
Get the Down Dog mug. (n) a hot dog which has been cooked in the microwave and put on a piece of white bread and eaten with your choice of condiment.
Dumbass: Fuck Im hungry for hot dogs but im broke!!!
Smart Guy: No worries just get some out of your freezer and we'll make some ghetto dogs!!!
Dumbass: FUCK YA BEIN' POOR NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!!!
Smart Guy: No worries just get some out of your freezer and we'll make some ghetto dogs!!!
Dumbass: FUCK YA BEIN' POOR NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!!!
by Bitch Tits MCGEE November 7, 2007
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