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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020
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Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex
“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”
by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020
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Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020
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anal

Addyson’s mom’s name is anal backwards
by Addyson Dickson November 22, 2018
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The Anal Orchid

When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.
Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."
by Skip Jones July 7, 2023
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Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.
Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?
by JohnSugar December 7, 2022
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