Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

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anal braclete

A ring shaped bracelets that children make to help gays ward of Herpeess.

Child one: wow I hope that couple doesn't get Herpeess
Child two: they won't he is wearing a anal braclete nobody wants to fuck someone with anal bracletes.

by Kitty_kat_lost_in_nyan_rain June 22, 2014

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anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates

Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-

by QuinnT July 6, 2014

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anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

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