Cutie pie

Bratty acting and smart aleck. A person who is humorous or clever but in a bratty manner or obnoxious way; cute.

President Trump scolded and called out Jonathan Karl for making a cutie-pie of himself during a press conference.

When I asked my wife if she was hungry and she responded, “Gee! I haven’t eaten all day. One could readily assume that I’m hungry. Do I have to spell that out to you? Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!” I told her, “Woman, you can that cutie pie out or get your own damn food tonight.”

by Tonetare2016 March 30, 2020

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

clown pie

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by neumonoultramicroscopicsilico May 15, 2021

Cow Pie in the Sky

When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.

Cow Pie in the sky

The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.

"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."

by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

Banch Pie

A famous pie that is very rare and only few lucky people have been able to eat It. Origins of the pie are unknown as it’s a relatively new discovery but people who have tried it say it has the taste of banch and has a mysterious juice that they say makes their bones hurt.

Did you see they have Banch Pie on the menu? Oh my god no way it’s the world famous Banch Pie.

by BraveMaverick46 December 18, 2023