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National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division
by R/gallop March 12, 2022
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Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn
Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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elisheva and michael

They are related. This is proof. Also my body is still heavy wtf
Michael: “No we aren’t related, prove it.”
Elisheva: “look upElisheva and Michael’
by Niggle! February 25, 2020
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Michael

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.
“i went on a date with Michael today!”
by ur cool :) November 21, 2021
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Michael Ryan DeVries

A vey hard worker, likes to keep to his own, acts gay but now at all, and very cute.
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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Michael, tremendous man

The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol
He is a michael, tremendous man type of person. Simply tremendous.
by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a fuckhead.
by Yyyop November 22, 2021
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