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Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get
“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )
by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021
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Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.
Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
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Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.
Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.
by drbailey25 December 30, 2021
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dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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Birding out

A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
"Shes birding out fr rn"
"Dude i'm birding out ngl"
by Lilygoose October 1, 2021
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