ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Ur dad

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

Ur mom

Saying this word will completely annihilate
The person ur speaking to.

John : fuck u
Bob : ur mom
John : dies

by Nictjr November 14, 2020

National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

Ur Mom

Quite the powerful comeback. So much so, that in an argument, it cannot be countered. Your opponent will drop dead after they hear it, so use it wisely.

Gary: YOU'RE SUCH A DOLT
You: UR MOM
Gary: *dies*

by joeseph.mother September 28, 2021

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018