Porn

First of all get a life, second of all your 50% of everyone on earth, third of all you can do better then this

PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

Porn

One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.

Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Gay Porn

The definition of man in man sex filmed

Yo wanna make Gay Porn?

by Zaddy 90 February 25, 2022

Porn

Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.

foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.

by jpeg2png November 10, 2021

proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.

"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"

by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024

porn

somthing ill never get over

ill never get over porn

by freddiejames69 May 4, 2021

cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024