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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
mugGet the future dead manmug.

smokin all deads

smoking all deads means smoking on every dead opp basically on all of your dead opps
"bro im smokin all deads nigga"
by E4N May 11, 2024
mugGet the smokin all deadsmug.

lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017
mugGet the lil dead shitmug.

Dead and Gone

Kicked out of a party and forgotten forever by your friends, and family.
Cody was Dead and Gone drunk for the past 80 years since that bash.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
mugGet the Dead and Gonemug.

dead

by !!1275JDK July 5, 2018
mugGet the deadmug.

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
mugGet the this dude is actually fucking a dead bodymug.

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.
The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.
by DannySaiz May 9, 2014
mugGet the Dead Snakemug.

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