Poo poo

A very stinky, smelly, dusty, crusty and musty thing that comes out that big thing beneath your back

Me: bro you’ve got poo poo all over your back

Jim:oh yeah this is so embarrassing

by The main men June 14, 2021

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Natty poo

This mf is the most sexiest person ever *lip bite emoji* this bitch lives in discord and will not understand shit abt what’s happening. BRO GIVE THIS MF SUM NITRO PLEASE-

Person 1: My grandma just died from cancer

Natty poo: :arsons_emoji2:

Person 2: NATTY POO CAN YOU NOT-

by Spicy poo June 17, 2021

poo vids

tommy pratt

tommy pratt makes bulk poo vids

by mungbean123455 July 3, 2021

Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

poos

Plural for the new type of homeless, irritating, disrespectful junkie whose drug of choice is primarily crystal meth or ice, from Mexico. (💩 Is sometimes a term for meth) These dirty nomads are crude, rude, lewd and mentally unstable.

EV: Why is it that there's always hella poos at 7-11s?

MATT: I know, it's crazy!!

by ðizzzyÐ!@3 August 18, 2022