bag whore

the person who holds/carries the bags for their friends

person 1: you're gonna carry this for me
person 2: why am i the bag whore?

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

lululemon bag

The bag of choice for basic white girls

Why is she using a lululemon bag

She wants to show off that she spent $70 on sweatpants

by Possibly autistic April 27, 2023

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

hush bag

A a really nice purse or bag someone buys you to keep their secret.

I found out my friend is cheating on his girlfriend so he bought be a really nice Hush Bag to buy my silence.

by Parrothead September 17, 2023

Booshee bag

A fake designer purse bought from Dubai or China with the intention to sell to friends and relatives . Usually these bags are sold by woman in their mid seventies and they refuse to part with them so they can keep them for themselves.

Oh girl, I heard Betty selling that ole fake raggedy booshee bag. She probably just got some in too.

by Bbbbs October 4, 2023

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020