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Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
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depression sandwich

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.
A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.
by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023
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Sandwich

To coerce an individual by hiding a request for a favor between two innocent conversations.
"Yeah I wanted to get notes for the physics exam but Linda wouldn't budge. Eventually I had to sandwich Paul into giving me the notes"
by bigsbyZ February 27, 2021
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Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010
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Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.
by Willydue July 7, 2022
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ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
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Dirty sandwich

2 friends in Myrtle Beach. 1 has a girl friend other just wants to get his rocks off ..Friend shows up with hooker & the gf of rentened room throws sandwiches at hooker.
Wes gf made him a sandwich & chad showes up with a hooker. Wes sandwich became a "DIRTY SANDWICH " after it hit the face of the dirty hooker
by Lindafaye&zepplun June 16, 2023
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