Simp

A girl or boy who will go to extreme measures to please a girl or boy that they like, as to get their attention.

‘Yo, Jess is such a simp for Dave‘
‘Ikr! She does everything for him’

by spaghetti.spagoodle.ura.noodle August 2, 2020

simp

do anything or say anything to please a girl this word is for the boys but girls can be simps to but mostly known as boys because boys are thirsty but not all of them hey girls are rlly thirsty and imma girl i got u guys

taylor swift:i will love you forever and ever john cena:oml you are like a star in the sky you make me so happy taylor swift: you are such a FUCKING SIMP

by add my snap @elizabethalred July 19, 2020

Simp

Miles tichenor

Bro he’s such a simp he sounds like miles

by Imapotatoe April 19, 2020

simp

a batty man sucking off a bitch named enzyness

enzyness simps over to tam like a hoe

by raatid fish fingers August 15, 2021

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024