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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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Rick Astley's pants

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Rick astley is wearing his ......Rick Astley's pants.
by TheMiner1212 March 20, 2022
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
by pollipol March 23, 2022
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Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.
Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.
by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.
"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.
by goonthor May 4, 2022
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Just Wet Your Pants Girl

“I want to dye my hair
“Just wet your pants girl!”
by AmyRicks May 24, 2022
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