Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021

Pocket Skunk

A synonym for marijuana

Hey, do you got any of that pocket skunk

by Mikeaskmallq233 May 25, 2021

crotch pocket

Woman's Anatomy; vagina

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Hot pocket

A woman's vagina

Can't wait to get in the hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.

I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.

by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024