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sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.
Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008
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Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009
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parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.
That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.
by backinbowl February 7, 2010
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Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't
Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride
by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019
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parkner

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)
Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!
by stupid_twix January 21, 2021
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TV parking

Rock Star Parking is also called 'TV parking' for the private-eyes and other TV characters who always manage to get a parking spot right at the front door of every restaurant, mall, business, apartment or other address they are seeking.
Rockford always manages to get TV parking, so why can't I?
by Patrick Spreng September 6, 2008
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Liz Parker

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.

In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.
You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."
by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007
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