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garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole
I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.
by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017
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Park

Park (verb):
To park is to undertake the act of terminating an entity's existence, typically through violent or deliberate means. This term, often associated with clandestine activities, denotes the deliberate cessation of life functions, resulting in the permanent cessation of vital processes. Synonymous with "terminate" or "eliminate," park conveys the intentional and irreversible cessation of life, often executed with precision and discretion. It is crucial to note that in common usage, park may refer to the termination of both animate and inanimate entities, implying a sense of finality and permanence to the cessation of existence.
by Hyperzhou March 29, 2024
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Molly Park

Fighting while high on methylenedioxymethamphetamine aka MDMA/Ecstacy/Molly.
"I'm fighting when I'm off the Ecstacy-That's a Molly Park, yeah"
-Jarad Higgins
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Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨
Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.
Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.
by GConey December 31, 2023
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Sunday In The Park With George

A musical by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine based on "A Sunday Afternoon On The Island Of La Grande Jatte" by Georges Seurat. Sunday is known for people saying Sunday a lot, being the show about the painting, and that time Mandy Patinkin went nuts and thought he was a dog.
Dot: What dress should I wear on another Sunday In The Park With George?
George: Red red red red, Red red orange, Red red orange, Orange pick up blue, Pick up red, Pick up orange, From the blue-green blue-green, Blue-green circle, On the violet diagonal, Di-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-o-nal-nal, Yellow comma yellow comma, Numnum num numnumnum, Numnum num... Blue blue blue blue, Blue still sitting, Red that perfume, Blue all night, Blue-green the window shut, Dut dut dut, Dot Dot sitting, Dot Dot waiting, Dot Dot getting fat fat fat, More yellow, Dot Dot waiting to go, Out out out, No no no George, Finish the hat finish the hat, Have to finish the hat first, Hat hat hat hat, Hot hot hot it's hot in here... Sunday!
Dot: BUT THE FOLLIES GEORGE! LISTEN TO ME OR I'LL GO SLEEP WITH A BAKER OR SOMETHING!
George: Ruff Ruff! Hats! I must finish the hat!
by FinishingTheHat July 5, 2021
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Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.
Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it
by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016
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